This watercolor map (see above) is interactive. A Non-Interactive version is available in the Store. Artwork by Chris "Rally" McNally.

Foreword

By Stevil Kinevil

Someone once said that all great adventures partially involve a mishap. Or maybe it was me... Just now in that previous sentence... Whatever the case, if this is true, then the tale that follows could possibly be marked as one of the greatest adventures of all time.

“We want to send you on a mountain bike adventure” was what the good people from Mission Workshop had initially told me, and being one who likes both mountain bikes and adventures, I eagerly obliged. As the planning stages made way for the actual act of said adventure, it turned out that we would be engaging in a bike packing trip. I’m no stranger to backpacking, as it was an activity I grew up partaking in with my dad through the wilds of Colorado, nor am I a stranger to riding a mountain bike, but the combination of the two was a new beast indeed. From the planning to the preparation to the execution, I was on foreign soil. At least in this case, perhaps I thought that my own ignorance could benefit me to some degree.

No amount of prior planning could prepare the eight of us for what would come, because as we set forth with an array of slightly out of date maps, and a vague understanding of what lay between our starting point and that which would be our eventual and hopeful finish, we received an unprecedented cosmic spanking.

Plagued with mechanicals, wrong turns, questionable intel, and what we eventually surmised to be a ripple in the space-time continuum, we had periodic bouts of frustration resulting in the occasional need to be separated from the others, putting ourselves in our own virtual timeout corners. For others, therapy was found in streams of bellowed expletives that were so saturated with creative combinations of profanity, it would have made a sailor blush. Just the same, when you find yourself in the middle of nowhere, there aren’t that many people to blame aside from the one wearing the clothes on your back and the shoes on your feet. Undaunted, we continued to press on across the expanses which we originally had hoped held a winding ribbon of rideable trail, but after years of little to no use, forest fires, and nature taking its course, those stretches were far and few between. Never before have I pushed, pulled, and carried my bike as many miles as I did on this trip. With every achievement, be it cresting another seemingly endless ascent, making it through another day with no injuries, or even finding a lost toothbrush deep within the confines of a frame bag, we would be soon be challenged with many more miles of bush whacking, resulting in shredded and bloody legs or swarms of yellow jackets.

The highs were indescribable, and the gut wrenching lows were just as profound.

I’m a proponent of listening to the universe, and letting it guide me where it chooses. Working against it can sometimes be akin to removing a splinter in your finger through your elbow, but occasionally, and I mean very occasionally, challenging it can net you some pretty amazing results. Despite the fact that we were headlong into what at times felt like an absolute death march, stealing a moment to sip some water, eat a snack, and take a look around became a ritual of the utmost importance. While we may have been periodically flirting with being hopelessly lost, embracing the fact that it’s still possible in this day and age of GPS, smart phones, and all of the technological high fives the world has to offer, a person can still walk into the woods and disappear gave us the hugely important reminder of one’s scope, and significance on the planet.

Between occasional bouts of fear and uncertainty, taking in the vistas of tens of thousands of square acres of breathtakingly beautiful wild land offered both calm, as well as solace. Coupled with the deafening sound of silence, save for an occasional bird, the breeze in our ears, and our own breathing acted as inspiration for the journey. This, as it turned out, and as far as my own personal experience was concerned, was what fed my soul the most.

Would I do a similar trip again? Possibly. Would I recommend others attempt to undertake a similar feat? Probably. Would I recommend that one attempt to subsist on more than nine pounds of beef jerky? Absolutely. Because as long as the mishaps stay in lock step with the successes, one inevitably will emerge from the woods with a realigned sense of themselves and more importantly, the world in which they live.


The Crack Team

By Daniel Wakefield Pasley

I’ve known Steve Smith since the '90s, we met at a Norba Nationals in Mammoth Lakes California. He was working for Cadillac (the car company), I was racing Sport Class on a stock Bianchi Boss, the orange year. He wore a denim jacket and b/w high-top vans, he was drunk. I wore Nema shorts and SPD compatible Airwalks, I was drunk. While wandering through the EAZE-UP vendor village one afternoon, we bonded over our mutual disdain for the Shockster, an aftermarket rear-suspension unit which, if you were willing to spend $235.00, extend your wheel base a half-a-foot, add 15 pounds to your bike, and suffer 2-3 inches of extremely debilitating lateral movement (EDLM), the device augmented your otherwise rigid bicycle 1-2 inches of suspension-like squish. Ever since then we’ve been buds. Whenever I went to Frisco back in the day—he loves it when I call it Frisco!—I would stay at his house on Telegraph in Oakland. I once saw his then roommate high-speed shoot-off his rollers into a wall with a grunt and a crash—we laughed and laughed. Steve loves to brush his teeth; he also makes art that frightens me. His wife Monica is hot.1 Steve is a blogger. And, not only is he reliable and honest, but under that strong FUCK YOU exterior, he is extraordinarily kind.

Over the years we’ve ridden together here and there, and for one reason or another we talk like once every three months, about like, what a banner ad should cost, and other stuff like that.

Okay, so anyway the other day, this must have been sometime in August in 2013, Steve called me and said,

“Hey Daniel, the dudes at Mission Workshop are doing this thing called Acre and they want me to throw a party in honor of it (Acre), and then they want me to write about it. And maybe you could photograph it. They don’t want an inside party filled with art and beer and well-groomed, mustachioed bloggers. They want a reasonably unreasonable sweaty pagan party in the woods, on bikes. They want Acre (the products, the brand, the whole deal) to know and experience, like first-hand, some wild ATB/MTB shit. Basically, they want to sponsor an ambitious but-no-more-than-three-day-long expedition. The purpose of which is to do R&D on several Acre Supply products in-situ, and to make a documentary about “big M / big B” Mountain Biking; they want an expression of Mountain Biking that is relevant, inspirational and compelling. And they want you, on behalf of Yonder Journal, to like, I don’t know, do it. Or I guess they want us to do it. But I want you to do it. Will you do it?”

I said “yeah.” Then I said, “have you ever heard of The Mythical State of Jefferson? Nevermind. What about, have you ever heard of bikpacking or overlanding? Sssssssshhhhhhhh, listen, buddy, just hang up the phone Steve, Daddy’s got this.”

Every single Ass Kicking movie starring a Crack Team of specialists ever made starts with roughly forty minutes or more featuring the “art” of assemblage—tracking down the dude who has been living for the last five years in South or Central America, the Psychiatric Ward or needs to be broke n out of an unbreakable High Security Prison. You have your Explosives Guy, the Ex-Military Guy, the Computer Nerd, the Volatile Deranged Guy, the hot Multi Lingual Chic, et cetera, et cetera. The Art of Assemblage is so important because every mission or in this case expedition (or Boy Band), needs the perfect blend of personalities and skills in order to shut down the cartel, get the hostage back, save the president, etc. We are not making this up, this just basically a Physical Law, the scientific kind.

What follows is an enumerated timeline outline of the coordinated and highly strategically building of our Crack Team; how, who, and why.

Steve was a given.

Lyle Barton from Mission Workshop and Acre was a given. We’d never met before but he was interested in going and was underwriting the expedition, but more importantly he didn’t “look” to hard at what he was jumping into, he just jumped. That pretty much sealed the deal.

The first thing I did, like personally, as in myself, was commit to the creation and subsequent publishing of this documentary, the one you’re currently reading; a guide to bikepacking, an introduction to the Mythical State of Jefferson, a small time Explorer’s journal and a catalog of Misadventures.

The second thing I did was call Dave Marchi, a ski and alpine guide originally from Ashland but now living in Bend where he owns/runs Crow’s Feet Commons, a bike store. I called him because earlier this summer he helped organize and complete a 350 mile road bike one-day(ish) ride through the Mythical State of Jefferson. I like Dave because he’s almost good with maps and he likes to guess and postulate and reckon a lot. I also like Dave because he’s happily wreckless. I said Dave, we need a 2-3 day point-to-point mountain bike ride. Preferably something unproven. I’m thinking single track, cabins, Fire Towers, rivers, swimming, Big Foot, etc. Think Lewis and Clark meets Chronicles of (G)Narnia. Let’s get lost once or twice but lets not die, all the way. What do you say? He said yes.

Then I called Chris McNally, an illustrator and artist and water colorist with extensive adventure experience, who immediately said yes, even though we’d never met. If you’re going to make an Explorer’s Journal, even a half-ass one, you need drawings!

Kyle von Hoetzendroff

Then I called Kyle Von Hoetzendorff, because he will do anything. And because he can help with the writing. And because we are friends.

Then Dave and I called our mutual friend Jon Bailey from Durango, Colorado, because he is a bona fide Wizard with over 20 years experience riding packed-bikes extremely long distances in sub-optimal environments like deserts and mountains, and in sub-ideal conditions like mercurial weather and whatnot. Out of all of us, he was, and continues to this day to be, the most capable and experienced mountain bike packing dude ever. While most of us were touristing at touring, John is a LEGIT dude.

Then Kyle called this dude Bo Thunell who works at Stumptown Coffee, and who none of us (except Kyle) had ever met, because he (Bo) had some time to kill on his way down to Santa Cruz/Los Angeles, California for a little R&R. Basically he was going to be where we were going to be anyway, and he was packing a bike anyway, so why not go bike packing on a three maybe five day trip.

And that, my friends, is how you put a Crack Team together. At any rate we all like each other, and we all made it all the way out of the MSOJ, though only just barely.

  1. And a delightful, rad human being. []
This project was made possible with the support of:

Mission Workshop + ACRE

Additional thanks to Relevate Designs, Trail Butter, and SOG.